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Used some birch wood from trees cut down at my work

edit: typo

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but that's sharp, not dull

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it's made of wood, it counts. Within the incredibly strict rules you rightly remind us we all live by.

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They say he carved it from a bigger knife!

^find^ ^your^ ^soul^ ^mate!^

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I love the idea of using a knife to carve another knife. It’s like your knife had a baby.

I’m also curious, what kind of material can a wooden knife be used for?

[–] dhcmrlchtdj__@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Many things such as butter and assorted jams

Ahh, thank you. I totally forgot about spreading knives for a moment.

Don't think cuttin' knife, think spreadin' knife.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

This is an utterly delightful that made me smile

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

This is a perfect butter knife

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A spoon is better, otherwise you could botch it.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

AHHHHH BOTCHED TOE, BOTCHED TOE

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 6 days ago

that's dope !! hardly dull, but I'll allow it

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago
[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

That's really cool well done

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Great skill for the yard when doing 15-20.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

You could use that to spread stuff. 10/10.

[–] UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 2 points 6 days ago