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Anon teaches you about their culture (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

This is also true for psychiatric or neurological issues. For example:

https://lemmy.world/post/38035805

We're truly just one dude in 8 billion trench coats.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My culture has this one food that takes a lifetime to learn to like, that nobody else seems to appreciate. We will aggressively push it on you every dinner, partly to watch your reaction!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

I love Marmite!

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I wonder what percentage of Western lemmings can actually say they have at least these "simple" things (excluding the last few points, of course).

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[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Anon ain't Swiss, that's for sure.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm Portuguese and it's all true except the criminals. We once aren't known for very string liquor but we drink lots of it to compensate.

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[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Deleted, (Replied to the wrong thing lol)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

> My culture REPLIES TO THE WRONG THING bro.
> We sit around the table and reply to the wrong thing.
> Yeah, replying to the wrong thing is REALLY important to us.
> You should see my grandma reply to the wrong thing.
> Nobody replies to the wrong thing like we do.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My culture is unique because we went from stretching accross the black sea and the baltic sea to a small eastern european country, because basically the nobility decided they wanted to be polish (and also some other factors) and before that all documents were written in Belarussian, because we got our form of written language in 1547.

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[–] UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

How dare you make fun of my culture!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Counterpoint. In some cultures stray cats are allowed in universities.

https://youtu.be/BZbGbsGeJTc

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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

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