its why im helping my parents with investing, so that they have something to leave me and my siblings, i love my parents but they have funny idea about what they consider assets.
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You should work hard every day of your life to make your boss wealthier. It's the American dream.
I work half the time. 28 day cycle 14 on 14 off. Shits pretty sweet.
That give you 14 days to devote to a different Sociopathic Oligarch. The fact that you aren't, makes me sick. Those Sociopathic Oligarchs deserve your back-breaking labor, they have expensive lifestyles, and it's your patriotic obligation to indulge them, and work until you die an early, penniless death from a malady that is easily treatable with basic health care that you can't afford.
Listen here bucko, suck my dick through my jorts.
But I got neither
In this shitty economy where noone is hiring and everyone is firing, having a job ain't the worst.
Life's gonna be hard
and then you will die
Lucky you. I inherited allergies and male pattern baldness.
Could be worse
My parents didn’t pass down either of those to me.
Tough times
my dad passed me his autism genes.
You're better off. Rich kids grow up to be assholes.
Edit:
Everybody thinks becoming rich will solve all of their problems. But even if it does solve some of your problems, it'll just create new ones. Money is not a panacea that fixes everything. I mean, you look at the richest people and they're not just assholes, their fucking psychopaths. That's what you want? You wanna be a fucking psychopath? Oh, but, I know, it won't be you. You won't fall into the same trap as them. You'll be one of the good ones. Money won't corrupt you like it has them. Bullshit.
And what about everyone else? Not everyone can get rich. There are only so many resources on the planet and the more you have the less everyone else can have. It's a zero sum arrangement. But, who cares about them, I got mine. Right? Congratulations, you're well on your way to being a rich psychopath.
Have you never worked in a factory? or a trade?
No.
I'm poor, I'm also a fucking asshole.
Guess why I'm a fucking asshole? Because I get fucked by assholes!
So you learn to be an asshole too.
So, what, if we're all going to be assholes, some of us should at least be rich? Ok, well, chances are it ain't gonna be you or me who are the rich assholes, so what's the point? For everyone to be miserable, but a few people get to be rich and miserable?
If you’re only an asshole to the rich and the bigots at your level, you’re not an asshole, but a working class hero.
B_(.)_(.)_m+erz were never good with money they just had money. Having money and keeping that money means you are good with money. Lower lever contiplations distract from the task of smashing crapitalism but boy do I like a good meme. The way liberals view north koreans is the way I view my elders.