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Alt Text: A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. While walking on a path in nature, a young fantasy adventurer with a fairy with pink hair, suddenly looks at the floor at a golden shiny detail crossing their way:

Pink-fairy: "Stop! A Golden Twenty Dice!"
Adventurer: "A what?..."

Panel 2. Shot on the fairy landing on the grass near to a golden scarab pushing a d20 golden dice.

Pink-fairy: "A scarab rolling fate! We could take his dice and roll our own fortune. Last time a twenty turned a farmer into a lord!"

Panel 3. The adventurer kneels down near the fairy and scarab, really curious now. The fairy is super happy and exited.

Pink-fairy: "A moment like this comes only once in a lifetime! Please, please, please, let me try!"
Adventurer: "Mmm.. Ok. Why not."

Panel 4. The adventurer runs for his life while the pink fairy is grabbing him to follow his motion. She is very embarassed, and him feels anger and frustration in this emergency run. A lightning strike near them and burns the floor, a crack on the floor appears, a furious dragon runs after them and try to bite them, and a meteor is about to fall on them.

Adventurer: "Of course you rolled a one!"
Pink-fairy: (in small) "Sorry..."

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Dice" is the plural of "die."

[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

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You are correct, though it looks like there was some intent behind the choice.

[–] Courantdair@jlai.lu 1 points 12 hours ago

Also if you're not happy with it, this comic is libre and open source, you can fork it and redistribute it with the words you like as long as you respect the license.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I call bullshit. That's a ridiculous argument to use in the same sentence as an archaic form of "sacrifice."

[–] BunScientist@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

probably related to him being french

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Agreed. It would even be "a golden twenty die!", which lives little room for thinking it's the verb.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Could have gone with D20.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I'll buy a dice."

"'Die', Larry!"

"Pardon me. I didn't know you were that competitive. Maybe I should come back later when you calm down."

"Larry! Darling. It's one DIE, two DICE. Dice is the plural of die."

"Oh, well, I knew that. Never mind."

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's amazing how many people not only screw it up, but insist you're wrong when you try to correct them.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Language changes, die sounds stupid, and yes I will dice on this hill

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Just because language is stupid and human-made, and just because you're correct, that doesn't make the comic author correct 🤣

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"die" sucks so bad as a word. I propose we change it to "douse"

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just make it “dee” like how people pronounce “D20” and it can keep “dice” as its plural.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

"I'm feeling lucky, give me the dee"

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

At least buy me dinner first.