this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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Edit: it really warms my buns that this idiotic image I created 20+ years ago, so unappreciated by the French at the time, has triggered a whole thread of ridiculous bread puns.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The French are really tough, they eat pain for breakfast.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're really on a roll today!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aw man, what a way to find out my parents are related. I never knew I was in bread.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doughnut worry about it. You can still rise above it.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I can't just be crusty about it.

I think that's the butter attitude to have.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Throwing my back out because I picked up a baguette wrong

Me: au pain!

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing worse than a herniated baguette.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Oof ouch my crumb

[–] mosspiglet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was quite proud of this creation, my French friend was not impressed. She did not appreciate a good multicultural pun.

[–] jojo@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago

*multicultural bun

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mosspiglet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

she kneads a sense of humor

Or at yeast a little tolerance.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

I love this pun so much I tattooed it on myself so as a french canadian I appreciate it

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Saw this while I was working out and doing back extensions.

Was this alone or were you breaking bread with someone?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 5 points 1 day ago

Don't take a gift from a German as remedy.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑