this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Reminds me of an “ecchi” story idea I had where there’s a professional voyeur cameraman that’s treated women like objects his whole life, but recently come to know someone that he genuinely adores, and realizes he hates it when people objectify her or swarm her, and his favorite photo is just of her plain smile.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fuck whoever made violet08 leave

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What happened to them? I remember blocking them because I couldn't endure all the horny posts

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

You aren't horny enough for me to tell you

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

No idea but I’m interested to find out

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Same. And Mickey7 or whatever. I am all but certain they’re both young teen boys. They certainly imitate teen boys’ social media practices suspiciously well.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

She came back, didn't last long. Like holy fuck.

This is why people don't hornypost.

Also duh, there's more to a relationship than sex. People acting like they just became enlightened.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mickey7 and taylorswifthemeroid is de captian now.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sneaking suspicion taylorswiftshemmoroid is secretly violet08s alt I just can't prove it

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 22 hours ago

The account over 2 years old, and just became active recently, so it's unlikely. There was another user who seemed to take personal affront to violet08, and it's more likely to be him based on how over-the-top that account's posts are.

[–] Una@europe.pub 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'll bite you even if I am not hungry.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yo, chillllllll 😉

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Well, I'm into that. Please do!

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sending this to my wife...

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm also sending this to your wife(?)

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I sent this to yo mama, and yo wife responded

(pick up eggs on the way home)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So did the mom contact the daughter in law, or how did this work?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I could be wrong, but I believe we are to infer that the poster's mother and his wife are engaging in a lesbian love affair?

Edit: Unless the poster is married to his mother, in which case they are the same person? So incest, in that case.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You're welcome for the head you should receive

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OP, why is this a shitpost? Looks totally fine to me.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Makes sense.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

…but I am.

must be hungry then

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Is this a premise to movie??