I don't think the original artist ever saw a real turtle. Seriously, the Ninja Turtles hands and feet are doofy looking.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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They're mutants first, teenagers second, ninjas third, and turtles as a distant fourth.
Also, they are cartoon characters.
The best I can do is having a cat
2 dogs and a cat got me feeling like the bourgeoisie
A Dog according to your ability, a cat according to your need
Millennials living with parents in sewers; the great teabagging of the 21st century bunker island cucks.
We will consider breeding when the billionaires dont need children for the mines and rape islands.
Those ninja turtles had a pretty sweet pad, especially for Manhattan