Become undraftable 3:Tokyo draft
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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We'll ring the dinner bell for the draft board when they visit
I'm wondering if there's any way I can pass myself off as too gay to serve without getting slaughtered by the regime
Yeah, if they ever seriously have to conscript people, either the rules will be rethought, or they'll make sure serving is preferable to being queer.
One thing to keep in mind about MAGA is that it's brand new and actually very ill-suited to any kind of long term stability. It has loopholes, because it hasn't mattered yet. Eventually, it will be rewritten in a way that's more familiar and self-contained, like how the Reign of Terror became Napoleon.
Would crossdressing as you march into the recruitment office be enough to be undraftable? Obviously with the cat ears.
I thought, being LGBTQ+ was a requirement to be drafted in the Navy.
My parents had to explain this detail to me while watching the movie Hair, IIRC.
Unlikely: neither thigh highs nor cat ears will interfere with your ability to get blown up by a drone.
Cat ears grant +8 lives to the wearer (one time per person, no stacking with multiple sets or rules lawyer shenaniganery) so they can still be useful.
You're saying we can throw her onto an enemy machinegun not once, not twice, but 9 times????
Get me a squad of trans catgirls, we got blasted wastelands to conquer.
Didn't work for Klinger
Edit: did work for the enby in the movie Stonewall, though, IIRC