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[–] Karl@literature.cafe 21 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I haven't watched that video and I don't want to. But my inner demons won't leave me alone. Posts like these are inspiring me to watch the video.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 13 points 21 hours ago

why though, if anything it should do the opposite, the ape did not seem better off, learn from the ape!

[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago
[–] phar@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 19 hours ago

I will never watch it, I have seen enough shit already. No amount of shitty meme will change that.

[–] jello@programming.dev 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Original for anyone else curious

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

Stewie Griffin Family Guy

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

i know the video the monkey saw. he saw naked ankles surrounding a center framed glass jar, then a lot of blood

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yeah that is what is happening in the OP. But I don't understand the Stewie Griffin one.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

oh sorry, the picture didn’t load and i didn’t notice.

i guess family guy is just that terrible

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So the shitting video, male version?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

No, that would be a marked improvement over the reality

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Much much worse. He sits down on the jar. Then keeps going. About halfway in, the tension breaks the jar and he begins pulling broken glass out of his ass.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Don't read his interview about it. It's somehow more disturbing than the video.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

My headcannon is that it's fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

An interview? What in the fuck. I know I've seen the video, but why in the fugly flaptits is there an interview? I might have to go look for it.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 19 hours ago

What I saw was a transcript of it, so I don't know if a recording of the interview exists.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Don't. Just don't. Trust me there are things you can't unsee.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That hurts merely reading it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

imagine how much more it hurt to experience it.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago

He poops out glass and blood, so kinda?

[–] NepGinger@lemy.nl 9 points 23 hours ago

Why would you make me think about that video. It is supposed to be neatly tucked away where it doesn't haunt my dreams.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh no... I understood it the second time I saw it.

[–] brambc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We, as whole, have been judged.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] brambc@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I thank for taking my well laid out bait! +1

[–] Tja@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a reference to a video that will jar you for life.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah it's from the dark early days of the web. Up there with the bathtub one.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

And the Dagestan beheading video.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

let's not forget 2 girls 1 cup.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

....no, let's

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA

It's a YouTube video about the subject, not the actual video.

TL;DW

TitleA man shoved a glass jar in his butthole and broke it

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Would this be animal abuse?

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago