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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of going on a date with a woman who brewed her own beer.

I don't drink.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 days ago

You uh, still have her number?

[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old "well I've had a good night but maybe we're better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow" parting?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was a party. You don't just leave because you don't want to fuck one person there

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It certainly ended up at a house party.

I suppose it's not clear when they decided they weren't for each other.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

If I was on a one on one date that took me to a house party that would decided it for me. Probably people out there that would enjoy a ramp up in social activity but that sounds like a full ass nightmare to me

I completely agree.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 days ago

And that kids is how I met your mother

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like Pamela is asking for my number.

[–] SparroHawc@piefed.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think she's looking for something more along the lines of a Rod from God rather than a SpaceNoodle.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What are you talking about? I'm 605' tall.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How's the weather up there? He he he, got em-

I SAID HOW'S THE WEATHER UP- NEVERMIND!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does Pamela buy her groceries at Food and Stuff?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Prolly buys her stuff there too.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

But does she get stuffed with food?