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"God, you're hot" school board member Keith Ervin not removed from school board. (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 day ago by UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Half the school board thinks Keith deserves a third chance (that's right, not his first time making inappropriate comments to a child).

They say only he can decide if he wants to step down. They did vote in favor of censuring him. The rest of the school board members that laughed during the comment and touching of a child faced no repercussion. Some even pretended to be offended during the emergency hearing.

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago

No it's okay everyone, because that one school board guy is going to pray about it, and that'll fix everything! /s

What a fucking joke. This is the third time the guy has done this. He, and the entire board, should be fired.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh yay, my hometown

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

There's a petition you can sign to remove him. I saw it yesterday.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same

At least we're not Erwin...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My next kobold will also loathe someone called "Erwin". They sound like a real twit.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

🤣

Erwin TN is a little town off the Appalachian Trail. It's kinda notorious as a sundown town and Klan hotbed. Also they hanged an elephant once.

So, please do 🤣

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[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 17 points 1 day ago

And... Its in front of a camera? For the whole world to see...?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

lol throwing the christian mea culpa just makes it worse… I guess if your president can be a child rapist and traficker, this garbage school board member has nothing to fear

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pedophile-lite here.

This dude is only in schools to creep.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Naw. Not -lite. This guy is full on pedo.

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Fucking scum. Screw them

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

Ugh.

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