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Drone Using AI to Target Nation’s Greatest Security Threat Blows Up White House (theneedling.com)
submitted 21 hours ago by CombatWombat@feddit.online to c/theonion@midwest.social
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In a completely tragic accident, today a drone using AI to target and take down the nation’s greatest security threat has mistakenly blown up the White House.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

1996 - picture of The White House exploding “OMG! That’s terrifying!”

2026 - picture of the White House exploding “OMG, finally.”

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

The aliens in “Independence Day”’were just trying to save us from ourselves

[–] 0ndead 5 points 21 hours ago

Don’t tease me like that