I often wish I was a woman so I could date women without the whole everything that comes with being a man. Then I realize you're all going through it too. I resign to find happiness on my own. Then I remember that my immunity to pleasure and joy makes that impossible. Fuck it. I resign to find something larger than myself to contribute to.
I'll leave it to the rest of you to toil and agonize in pursuit of love. Let me know if it works out.