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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

Volunteer firefighters do actually still get paid a lot of the time.

Source: Was volunteer firefighter. Was paid per-call.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Same, 6 years from 2005-2011, $7.50 an hour for a call was great money in 2005. I think we were up to $10 by the time I quit

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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Thanks for sharing that - out of curiosity, would you still have done it if it wasn't paid? No judgment, just curious!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! I didn't even know I would be getting paid until I went down to the station to ask how I sign up.

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 7 points 22 hours ago

Good for you! Thanks for being a good human <3

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would gladly fix and assemble home appliances as hobby if I didn't have to worry about money.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hell, I'd teach for free if I didn't have to worry about rent.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, some of that would be amazing!

I'd also happily shovel shit at the local zoo or assist nurses with prepping beds, etc (probably just ending up getting in their way, however!)

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They lock essential things (e.g. food, water, shelter, medical services, etc.) behind a paywall because they know it is not true that people do not always---or even usually---want money.

But people do need essentials to live, and if they're the only ones who can give you money to get those, then they can order you to do what they want instead.

[–] paulcdb@lemmy.world 162 points 1 day ago (88 children)

This is how you tell rich people have some serious mental health issue.

Decent people would rather a world where people worked because they enjoy that type of work rather than being forced to do it because they need money to live.

If you removed money, imagine where we'd all be as a society without the toxicity of money, wars and hate! :(

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 33 points 1 day ago (15 children)

If you removed money, imagine where we’d all be as a society

Probably dead or living in the stone age.

There's so many jobs that people don't enjoy but are necessary. Nobody enjoys working in the middle of an australian desert at 40°C in a lithium mine. Nobody enjoys collecting your stinking trash. Nobody enjoys sitting in a store for 8 hours a day, scanning groceries. Nobody enjoys working in a warehouse for 8 hours.

However, these jobs and many more are vital for todays society.

toxicity of money, wars and hate!

You make it sound like wealth and wars are an invention of capitalism and not something that has existed basically since the dawn of time, even as something you can observe in primates, albeit on a much smaller scale.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

The reasons those jobs are such shit is also money. A lot of people enjoy cleaning, nobody enjoys being overworked. Normal functioning societies don't leave heaps of stinking trash around, they neatly pack it and the work of a janitor of garbage collector becomes actually enjoyable if you're a proper type of personality.
Hell, my uncle right now works as a part time street sweeper basically for free. He has his basic needs met by other means, and his "job" pays him enough to get a cup of coffee before the shift and a sandwich after. He just enjoys making the world cleaner, chatting with locals, taking care of stray cats, and having a routine. All of that is possible in a world that doesn't revolves around squeesing every bit of labour from people so some pedos can buy themselves another island and fill it with sex slaves

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[–] G3NI5Y5@europe.pub 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The fantasy-story of profit motive: Without capitalism, people are just lazy, unproductive and die eventually. But with capitalism, there is great innovation, motivation and excitement.

Cool story, but absolute nonsense.
It's a few bad players that are extremely greedy who ruin the whole game for everyone else. Most people don't want to be that rich, they just want to live without starving to death, being healthy and have a roof over their head.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 7 points 23 hours ago

Yep, years ago there was a massive jackpot for mega millions or Powerball, I can't remember. I was hanging out with a buddy and we got to talking about what we'd do if we won. Of course we joked about all the stupid things we'd do, but after that night the thought stayed with me and I've put a lot of thought into it.

After years of thinking about it I realized that when I take vacation from work, I stay home but I work on projects I care about. Homelab, open source, animal welfare, ect. I have severe ADHD and can't stand just laying around, so I know I wouldn't stop working, I'd just stop working to live.

I even spent one weekend researching and developing a plan for if I actually won and put it all in a folder so I can just open the doc and see my plan, then take that an the spreadsheets to the lawyers, asset manager, and CPA, and protect myself and the money. Definitely not a obsessive ADHD weekend.....lol.

As it stands right now I'd take $5 million and live off dividends, each parent gets $5 million, and anything left over goes into a nonprofit foundation I would set up to fund all the open source and nonprofit projects I care about.

When people ask me why I waste money on the lottery, I just say I don't want the money to be rich, I want the money to be free. Also I only spend $12 a week to play, the only time I buy extra tickets is if I win a few bucks on a ticket, then I just cash it in for some extra draws.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Capitalism and so called meritocracy have brainwashed humanity.

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[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

I apologize for my ignorance but what is productive about Minecraft players?

[–] Bysmuth@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

As depicted in the op, they make artistic sculptures/scenery that amaze people.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 14 hours ago

They make some cool shit in that game to be fair.

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[–] homes@piefed.world 50 points 1 day ago (4 children)

All of these people have motives… Their motives simply aren’t money

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I do believe this was the message that was intended to be conveyed by the post itself

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm convinced people who believe that are some of the biggest shit stains on the planet.

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[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works -2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

This is not everyone. These people are great but rare.

If there was a world full of people like this, life would be different but it isn't. Most people suck.

Now in a time when there was homogeneous society and there was about 150 people you interacted people could be kept a lot more in check. But today no way.

Just today for example I called some guy scum and threw a plastic bag in his face because he took his dog to the beach and wouldn't pick up his shit. I highly doubt that guy would do 40 hours of work for someone else if he didn't have to. I had actually talked to him before that and he seemed positively pleasant.

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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (22 children)

My Minecraft survival world is awesome, but I think in this context "productive" is usually referring to, you know, farming and stuff.

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