Consummated !? They're going to fuck !!?
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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This is the part where Israel picks up the bombing/keeps going, so Iran retaliates, and the US then swoops back in to "defend Israel from unprovoked attacks".
I recon this will hold only until someone starts talking about the Epstein files again.
Or until the next time he takes his 'awake' medication, probably close to the same time but it'd be difficult to do a control on the experiment.
He sounds like a sovcit crazy citing things that have not happened.
No way he wrote that himself. He just copy pasted his email from Sharif and added allcaps on words he recognized.
So does this mean the US lost the war??
Shredded cheese and salsa all over the floor and walls.
Oh the humanity!!! Fish fillet all over the oval office walls!
Has anyone told him that a literate person has commandeered his keyboard?
The “workable” 10-point plan from Iran:
Guarantee Iran will not be attacked again
Permanent end to hostilities
End of Israeli strikes in Lebanon and against “Iranian allies”
Lift all US sanctions on Iran
Iran opens strait, charges $2 million per ship, shared with Oman
Reparations from US for reconstruction
No change to Iran’s nuclear program
a win fot Iran. a loss for Tump. Art of the deal
Infrastructure Week delayed yet again…
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And milania totally loves him
Does this mean they're opening the fuckin' strait?