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Sooooo, are we like in a ceasefire, or no?

That went well.

I'm so confused. I thought there was a 2 week cease fire starting today?

• Mar 3: "We won the war."
• Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
• Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
• Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
• Mar 11: “You never like to say too early you won. We won. In the first hour it was over.”
• Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
• Mar 13: "We won the war."
• Mar 14: "Please help us."
• Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
• Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
• Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
• Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
• Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
• Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
• Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
• Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
• Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
• Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
• Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
• Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
• Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
• Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
• Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
• Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
• Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
• Mar 28: No major quote
• Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
• Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
• Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
• Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
• Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
• Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
• Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. "Tuesday 8 PM ET".
• Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
• Apr 6: "We can bomb the hell out of them"
• Apr 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight"

Out of curiosity I checked out how Fox News is covering this shit show. Totally fucking unhinged is an understatement. He could livestream eating a baby and they'd be praising his bold nutritional choices.

It's wild. Meanwhile, other mainstream media channels are accused of leftist propaganda by these deranged lunatics, simply for reporting the facts.

Iran has been calling his bluff at every point. Not surprising.

Hilarious to see. Would be great if it didn't ruin everything while being hilarious though.

Americans if this is not the time for second amendment I don’t fucking know what it. This is Munich 1938, it’s now or deal with a king and a world war where you guys are the Nazis.

The opposition has been infighting and soon you’ll all be silenced too. Before Germany invaded Europe, they stamped out any dissent within their borders first. Throwing the growing list of undesirable in camps without due process.

It’s not like this is already happening in America is it? 🤔 But really Americans how much more do you need? And don’t just throw your arms up in the air and dodge blame while you sit on your couch watching Netflix.

Your country was won by fat farmers and every profession in between when they realized it was UNITE OR DIE

No one in their right mind talks with a lunatic.

By acting crazy and threatening people, dj appears to have made up his own mind long ago.

The US had a perfectly good nuclear deal with Iran, but Trump chose to rip it up nine years ago because it had Obama's name on it.

Should come to no surprise that Iran don't want to end this crisis diplomatically with the same guy who stabbed them in the back just to spite the Democrats...

Trump sparked anger and concern around the globe on Tuesday morning with his post, which read, “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”

I've not read the full wording of his Truth Social post until now, but why does it read like he's trying to cut a wrestling promo?

I mean his description of the US airman rescue operation in yesterday's press conference where he called the Iranian army a "hostile, very talented, very good, very evil military" was giving me Danhausen vibes...

This could be a blessing in disguise. He called Biden a retard on Monday. He's now upped the threats a notch.

Could be he got some very bad health news from Walter Reed medical over the weekend.

He's a shitting, screaming, spoiled child having a temper tantrum. Oh, he also has access to the nuke codes. Nothing to worry about. /s