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submitted 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) by RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

All these people worried about the flat earth and not a single one worried about the real issue here: Our turtle here, is it a male or a female? Because the outcome when it finds another wandering turtle can be extremely different depending on this.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I do believe the Great A’Tuin is male but don’t think he’s ever seen another turtle

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I find it amusing that more than once I've seen this picture of A'tuin, the space turtle from Discworld, used to represent Maturin, the space turtle from Stephen King's books. I don't remember Maturin having elephants or a disc-shaped world on his back!

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

At least it's better than when they cast Paul Bettany as Maturin in that movie opposite Russell Crowe. He's not even a turtle, he just studied them.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

They're both based off a real life series of deities from like Hinduism to some Chinese folk stuff to American Indian tribal lore.

[–] basic_user@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

Good ol'' A'tuin

[–] warbosstodd@piefed.social 11 points 18 hours ago

"See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth"

"On his shell he holds the Earth."

"His thought is slow, but always kind."

"He holds us all within his mind."

"On his back all vows are made;"

"He sees the truth but mayn't aid."

"He loves the land and loves the sea,"

"And even loves a child like me."

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

GNU Sir Terry

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If I may, could you add to the transcript that its a flat planet on the backs of elephants on the back of a turtle, in a reference to discworld?

[–] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 9 points 19 hours ago

Every time I've seen this, it's been on my phone and I've always thought it was the shadow of a drone.

Now I'm seeing it on a bigger screen and can finally tell what it is.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, the turtles don’t go all the way down?!?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago

After the 🐘🐘🐘🐘 it's all Turtle. But The Great A'Tuin doesn't stand on anything. It/She/He/They swims through space, with a purpose and destination unknown to us.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 18 hours ago

There’s just the one but he’s pretty big.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

I knew the world was flat! F U Round Earthers! Now the 4 elephants on the back of a turtle did surprise me.

[–] DandomRude@piefed.social 2 points 19 hours ago

Another perspective of presumably the same event by Josh Kirby...

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 20 hours ago

So moon turtles are a thing now?