this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] Luft@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago

Ooooh when I do it, it’s “depression” and i need to “clean the house”, but when hot couch guy does it, it’s “sexy” and “mysterious” smh

[–] flan@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

needs a companion starter pack for midwestern backyard weekend. green plastic lawn chair, frosted glass patio table, 40 degrees farenheit, bug zapper too clogged with bodies to be effective, most of the stuff in this starter pack

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

frosted glass patio table

The one with kind of a half-assed bead or ripple texture?

[–] flan@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

yea exactly i have no idea what theyre actually called

[–] dead@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Bro I've been thinking about becoming an artist lately. Check out this painting I did while I was high on DMT. I glued a dollar bill to the canvas and wrote 'I am your god' on it"

"I've been saving money lately. This summer me and my buddy Zack are going to burning man. No dude, burning man is not something you can explain, you just have to be there."

"Bro we should install these speakers into my car. My buddy gave me these car speakers because he owed me money. I don't know how to do it. It can't be that hard."

"You remember Dave? He just a bunch of money because someone drove their car into bar he was at. Yeah, he's fine now. He's using the settlement money to buy a dirt bike."

[–] BennyHill500@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

why do i know this guy

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've hosted this guy several times over in numerous incarnations. yea

I wouldn't mind so much if most of them didn't become full blown chuds later, after the moment their "if everyone smoked weed there'd be no more problems" liberal idealism got scratched.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

after the moment their "if everyone smoked weed there'd be no more problems" liberal idealism got scratched

Something tells me Joe Rogan is probably involved 🤔

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Generally, yes. Along with sometimes "oh shit my life is a mess I better find a father figure to straighten me out because I just had an existential crisis" chud awakening courtesy of up-yours-woke-moralists

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Astonishingly accurate.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rum + Mountain Dew? I'll have to try that.

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Fun fact. Mt dew was created as a moonshine mixer.

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Good post because this is exactly what I would've posted on c/chapotraphouse bro I'm telling you

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I named mine Bong Jones after an obscure typo in Boris Johnson's staggeringly racist book

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Still have the spindle of CD-Rs, just in case

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Slight inaccuracy, the blinds are not broken

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're also not the vertical style made of the cheapest and most brittle plastic available that becomes yellow and starts to splinter when exposed to sunlight long-term (they were installed in 1988)

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Lol I was gong to point out they weren’t vertical but I’ve definitely slept on some horizontal blind hot couches

The blinds are ALWAYS broken though

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

"Every vessel eventually an ashtray"
Hout couch guys solidarity Nihilists