A drug dealer dressed all in black with a balaclava is absolutely a Fed working for the Trump administration.
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I know one that is now a monk of some sorts. He was addicted tho.
Thank you legal weed for getting rid of Paul.
Years ago, I recall having to hang out with Paul for hours to get my weed. He wouldn't just "do business", he was lonely and wanted someone to talk to. The grower was an old man that grew a single variety of weed (grapefruit), Paul included lots of stems and seeds and was short on weight besides.
THEN Paul got a girlfriend, I was so excited. FINALLY, I'm sure he'll want to conduct business quickly, right? Oh, wait, she's lonely too, and wants to chat about the Reptilian Royal Family.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crazy how you people even meet Paul. In Ukraine 99% interactions were via stashes: pay someone in crypto so they reveal the location (lat/lon) of the hidden stash and the photos of where it's hidden. Then off you go treasure hunting.
No face to face contact this way.
It's wild that this would be gibberish just 20 years ago.
What the fuck is a crypto?
How tf am I supposed to trust the drug man?
Send photos like in the mail? I don't want him knowing my address....
Geo-cache drug dealing. What a world.
That might just be a cultural difference. In the US it was always one of four people: the Paul type (a weird loser who you had to hang out with), as shown elsewhere in the thread someone weirdly smart and competent who's doing it for some side cash usually in school, a friend who buys in bulk and sells to friends, or a professional who didn't want to spend any more time with you than you with them but is generally sketchy as hell and not who middle class people were buying an eighth off of. All of these were typically in person
Here in america you would get ripped off and be out of your bag and your crypto
No, at the supposed location, a bunch of cops start to beat you while screaming "Stop resisting!", then shove you into a prison for labor purposes.
That happens but that's why you do your research and search the feedback on shops first.
I had a dealer like that once, he said it was too conspicuous when people stopped by for only 5 minutes. In hindsight he may have just been getting people to smoke him up.
The places most of them live didn't care about 5 minutes stops.
Also It's never a secret to the neighbors.
I had a guy like this once, except he was cool as fuck and smoked people up if they stayed and played Mario Kart. So, that's how I learned how to play Mario Kart lol
When I was in college, this girl who was whip smart in one of my bio classes invited me over, and I quickly discovered she was a prolific weed dealer. Never in a million years would I have guessed
There is now a physicist who used to be my weed dealer.
My highschool chemistry teacher turned out to be cooking meth. You think you know a person
i think i watched the show about him.
What show?
Breaking Bad
:O
:O
Yeah, that's called ✨propaganda✨
I interviewed a drug dealer that has been in the field for over 25 years. He looks just a regular guy. Nice house. Two kids. A wife who works. You would have no idea this neighbor was a dealer.
He and I wrote a book together.
What's the book?
I worked with a guy with a similar story -- book included. Are you Canadian?
it's a small world after all
Carl never made Jimmy listen to his SoundCloud album while he is forced to sandbag in Smash Bros to avoid Carl freaking out.
You should find a new dealer, dude
Sheen also sold but he had a bloody 2 dollar bill that he would use to snort Purple Flurp. Carl was a much better option.
I don't know. Kind of sounds like it's really good stuff.
There is a big difference between a "weed guy" and a drug dealer.
Show me a person who has 3 different kinds of weed, cocaine, LSD, and pills and I'll show you a scary person.
Yeah no stick to the hippie dealers. 3 kinds of weed, LSD, and they've been thinking of growing a batch of shrooms and want to know if you're interested.
My coke dealer (I'm sober now) was a huge Trump fan. He loved to talk about it. He first told me the same day Trump said all drug dealers should be put to death, so not the most insightful person. He later fled the country to escape a domestic battery charge. Coke dealers, not great people.
Coke dealers, not great people.
Yeah, gotta lock Santa up.
that damn polar bear switched teams during the Superbowl, I'm glad he got out
A guy I worked with used to sell. I went over to his place one time and he had literally dozens of strains, just because he liked trying them but didn't smoke a lot. If you bought from him he would give you several different kinds and insist that you keep a journal of how different they all felt lol.
Hey, that guy you're describing is sometimes just a really well spoken dude outside a concert venue with a backpack. It's not all sinister.
Stepping on someone's toes, are we? What kind of backpack do you use?
Jansport Gang
Spoken like someone who never met a cool person with a backpack of goodies at a festival.
I just keester it to get my stuff in past the gate check
Oh hey, I knew this guy too
He was terrifying
I mean, that's just kids really. The heavy hitters are selling crack, heroin, the really horrible stuff you know. Well maybe cocaine is also a bit sketchy but the acid guy isn't that bad right?
Thanks for putting that “monkey” back in my head for the next week.
That's just a pharmacist. Do not confuse the two.