Whenever I have that thought, usually when I see my cat rolling around on the floor just loving life, I always end up with the follow-up thought that I would have to lick my own butthole to clean it.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean you would get to lick your own butthole.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

With a spikey tongue tho. That's some monkey paw shit right there.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They have different sense of taste, so it may just taste like chocolate peanut butter whip to them.

[–] umulu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Or.... And just bear with me for a sec! Or maybe.... It tastes like shit, and they just like it 😂

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago

Chocolate is also toxic to them so let's hope not.

[–] UnspecificGravity@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pick retirees without little kids, if you get a chance.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oddly specific oO

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear communities in Turkey take good care of strays. You would be free to live your life outside but you also have the people looking out for you.