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[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 119 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I mean, if you're starving badly enough you can sometimes completely stop having your period. So in a post apocalyptic setting that one could be kind of believable.

[–] Flamingflowerz@kbin.social 82 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can also be so stressed that you have multiple periods in a month! that would suck during the apocolypse.

[–] snek@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wanted to say ah I'll just let my period roll down my pants who cares, but then zombies might smell the blood so

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 41 points 2 years ago

The makeup is permanent. She has alopecia. And her father wore that jacket as he was wasting away in the last stages of cancer--everything else swallowed him up.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

High stress levels on top of that would also have that effect.

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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 108 points 2 years ago (3 children)

See also reality TV shows like Survivor. Men all grow beards the women somehow still have a perfect bikini I line

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Laser is a thing. I haven't had to worry about bikini lines in about 15 years...

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure why you're being downvoted because yeah laser and electrolysis both exist. I'm sure there is various hair styling too, both men and women to a degree because media, but like also people wanting to be on TV I feel are a demographic more likely to get their pubes zapped into shape.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 24 points 2 years ago

Yeah I think it's more likely that the TV studio will not allow a woman without a perfect bikini line on set.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

I live off grid in the woods. Grew a full beard because shaving in the cold and the dark sucks. Always make time to keep the lower regions well managed though.

Also knowing several women that live similarly... They don't shave their legs but they do keep the rest of their hair very maintained.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago

Unrelated, but it's been recorded that some tribes, to avoid body lice, actively plucked body hair. Some south american indigenous even used oitments and other concoctions made from plants to delay hair growth.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One of the nice touches in The Last Of Us was Ellie finding pads when they were in a shop.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 years ago

The discussion about the cup was also a good one.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The best thing I ever read on this subject in a zombie book:

"Why are you taking the jeans off that zombie?" "100% cotton; after boiled and washed, I can cut it up for pads."

Can't remember the rest of the book but this stuck.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

By that logic, couldn't you just do the same thing to the used pads?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Most sanitary are made to be single use. Cutting one and breaking it apart to understand how those are made is an interesting experience.

Reusable, washable pads exist but, to my knowledge, are not that main stream. But should.

I grew up surrounded by women recalling the time before discardable sanitary pads were a thing and every single one remembered using home made cloths made of thick and absorbent cotton, capable of being washed again and again, even for a lifetime.

Soft leather would also be an alternative, being absorbent, durable and washable.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I should have clarified, I meant the pads that she made from the jeans, therefore negating the need to harvest more.

Thanks for the info though, I didn't know about the leather fact.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is no such thing as too many pads, even more if we consider the setting of the story. I can even imagine being used as a barter item.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They could also double as bandages which would be in short supply

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[–] runeko@programming.dev 48 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello, I'm a man in an apocalyptic wasteland that before the cataclysm did nothing more strenuous than adjusting my ergonomic chair at my cubical. Now, for some reason, I am able to hunt water buffalo while fighting off hoards of zombies with hand crafted firearms.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Well, if you survive the first year that's not totally unreasonable. You can get pretty fit in a year.

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[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

In fairness, when is the last time youve taken a shit in a post apocalyptic videogame? Although I still think its cool if things like this are considered.

[–] Stanwich@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Fuck. They need to do this. Bladder meter . When it gets full you start losing health. But you have to let your guard down to shit or piss and it takes at least 30s.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine scavenging for toilet paper

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the time it takes to empty the bladder is consistent across all mammals. It takes, on average, 20-25 seconds. Species with larger bladders have a higher urine throughput to compensate for volume.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that would get so old lol. i would just be bored having to wait to take a shit when i already take enough during the day

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Survivor games were dubbed “babysitting bars simulators” at one point when hunger, thirst, sleep and all other sorts of survivor meters were being added to all games because reasons. Unless they have some interesting ludo narrative dynamic they get annoying almost immediately. There's a reason they don't show up in recent games as often anymore.

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[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I recommend searching up the game "Urge", best survival game to date.

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[–] philpo@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In SCUM you definitely have to crap and pee regularly and absolutely can get diarrhoea.

I died more than once from untimely diarrhoea.

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[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 years ago

hello I'm a woman in an apocalyptic society who regularly fends off gunfights and who needs kevlar when I got this lingerie bust

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, the one thing people should be disputing about post-apocalypse games is why it is people would even be scraping by to survive in the first place. We're social animals and would band together out of necessity, and knowledge and high technology wouldn't simply go away simply because half the population turned into zombies and started eating everybody else.

Just hike to the nearest town or something. Read a book. Build a cistern and some aqueducts or something. People have literally been doing just that for thousands of years so why would it be hard for people to do it in modern times?

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You'd have to find people who knew how to do those things. Cisterns, aqueducts, and even farming didn't just happen, they developed over time of people figuring out small things, and passing on the information generation after generation and building on the knowledge slowly. For the vast majority of human history, we didn't do these things.

Take ten or twenty random people from modern society and see how many of them know how to grow plants in a harsh environment and good luck getting one who knows how to work with stone. Just look back into our past, even relatively modern history, how often groups of people who were experienced farmers with passed down knowledge were almost, or actually were, starved out by the environment. Surviving is hard, even for those who have practised it. Modern society has made us forget that. Nature is waiting to own us again, and when she does, it will be brutal and nowhere near as easy as you make it sound. There's a reason we almost went extinct numerous times.

If you could hand pick a group of survivors, sure you could make a community, but you don't get to hand pick. You get who you happen to meet out of those who happen to survive which means random, which means good luck keeping the required skill sets alive.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hello I’m an aging woman in a post apocalyptic wasteland that before the shit hit the fan had a changing biome and an infection once a month but now I have all these cuts all over my body from fighting off raiders that magically heal in a day if I wrap a shit stained shirt around it and can get away with not changing my underwear in over a year and can actually sleep through a full night without any issue or needing to pee. No prescriptions needed.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

General Kenobi!

[–] overzeetop@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who doesn't want to look good? Especially in a wasteland. That will get more use than it ever has in today's world.

Menstrual cups OP.

Why yes, some men are indeed, gasp short!

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[–] shasta@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Women's jackets have number sizes?

[–] stephfinitely@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Yeah and they mean next to nothing because every brand decides what their numbers mean.

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