Every printer is a fucking snitch.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2026
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Oh, you need to print a form before going to the airport because of some outdated entry requirement? Sure, I will jam the paper 3 times, ask for a magenta cartridge after failing printing, even if you are printing black only, and then i will ask to sacrifice your first born when you are getting desperate to print and leave!
Not mine, its from the 90s and i wish to be buried with it
I wish I still had my Okidata printer I used with my C-64. Yes, it's dot matrix and slow, but it knew its job and did it well. Same with our later HP 5P. Solid. What the hell happened, HP?
Bold of you to assume you're going to be the one to outlive a 90s printer.
Like that fucking snitch deserves.
They were forged in the evil foundries of Hewlett-Packard
I'm also pretty sure that cats understand human languages and just choose to ignore us most of the time.
It's not the printers themselves that are evil. They were just made this way by their overlords.
They're just proto-Daleks, everybody knows this.
Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil
(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)
I have had exactly zero problems with the two Brother laser printers I’ve owned for the last 20 years.
I haven’t had problems with printers on Linux or Mac. Literally just windows that is shit honestly.