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[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I like how the url almost sais "idiot"

Ironically the way to win was to just not play.

[–] ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

The answer is Russian bias

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 hours ago

aka coin toss

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Trump doesn't hold the Silver Lions to make it possible.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

The Snail unironically fears the Orange Man

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Imagine bragging about a <50% winrate

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

50% win rate in a game engineered to make everyone feel like even competition.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

probably puts them in the top half of players

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I think that's part of the underlying self-deprecating/pretending to be a NYT journalist joke here..

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 141 points 19 hours ago (5 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 178 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Read it again, this is World of Warships, not World of Peaceships, SMH my head

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Shit I thought it was world of worships

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

If you come sit on my lap, it can be~

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 14 hours ago

world of worships

That's the new expansion to Geordie Industrialist 3, right?

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 9 points 18 hours ago

Pick up the paste man

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

IMHO if they just give them bibi, then they will reopen it

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

What really pisses me off is that I played Bibi in a real world tactics game at a convention five or so years ago. I did exactly what he has done, like I was spot on in predicted what he did. Escalate genocide in Gaza, cultivate connections with the extreme alt right in the US…

But they tried him/me for all of the financial crimes almost immediately and booted me from office and banned him/me from running or holding office again.

Like clearly something about his strategies are working?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago

And even if not, that heinous bigot war criminal being in the hands of some of his worst enemies would be glorious in itself.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Acknowledge the war crimes

Prosecute the war crimes

Pay reparations to the country and its harmed citizens

Acknowledge that as a country there is a lot to change

Pull back authority from the executive branch

Re-establish USAIDE

Commit resources to help rebuild, understand if it’s declined

Respect others cultures and autonomy

Campaign for global civil and human rights

I don’t know, I feel like a lot of things could be done to make the country and world a better place. It has to start with a real acknowledgement and acceptance that what happened was fucked up and that there is no way forward trying to cling onto some bullshit victory.

The entire world has things to worry about that is more important than geography and religion. Everyone helping and contributing to a mass global move to renewable green energy should be the top priority for everyone, and helping everyone get there because all of our lives have equal value. It needs to be addressed with the urgency of the depleting ozone layer was; it’s still probably too late anyway but with some common ground maybe everyone could walk away at least agreeing to respect each other.

War is so fucking barbaric, there is nothing civilized about what is going on, this shit isn’t a video game. An actual elementary school full of children was decimated in the first week, with a double tap strike at that, I don’t understand why that wasn’t enough to wake everyone the fuck up and acknowledge that well shit, we actually are the bad guys here, and actually do something about it instead of digging their heals in.

Some pigs you can’t unfuck but that doesn’t make the right answer to keep fucking the pig.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

All perfectly reasonable, mature ways of handling the problem.

People are going to scoff and say it won't happen, but if we keep saying that we expect our elected officials to do nothing, that is exactly what they'll do. Politicians are lazy, and if you give them permission to do nothing, they'll happily oblige, and get back to their insider trading.

We are in unprecedented times, and we will require unprecedented solutions. It will be up to us to insist that it happen, or else. Stop letting them off the hook.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

I am no more confident about anything in life than I’m not fit, able, or intelligent enough to be in any kind of senior government elected position, at the same time, competency shouldn’t rely on a single individual, it should be a collective effort of many ideas, backgrounds, and expertise that effectively represents all constituents to the best ability possible. I’d never run for anything in politics but that’s the kind of stuff I try to learn about any candidate that I vote for, or not.

[–] null@lemmy.org 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't think any of that is happening.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I agree, I was just trying to think, how would I try to go about unfucking this if I was magically elected.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

i remember being promised a toothbrush and a pony. i would like my pony to be one of those fancy electric ones, my dentist has advised me those are better.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 56 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Almost half, meaning less than half. Which could be low twenty percent. Not a great track record for something you can't respawn.

I'm going to assume that's part of the schtick.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 24 points 19 hours ago

47% of the time, it works every time!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 15 points 16 hours ago

Did you ever think that on this blessed day maybe we should be playing world of worships 🙏?

Like this post for ✨✨10✨✨ blessings 🤲🤲😇😇👼👼🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️📿📿🛐🫃

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I've played over 9000 games of overwatch with a 56% win rate and I still don't think I'm good at the game. This dude is not the expert he thinks he is.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Over 9000, you say?

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I’m pretty sure this isn’t a serious suggestion anyway

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

I hope not but world of warship players are an odd bunch.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Psshhht...wake me up when the Grand Strategy guys chime in.

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

Give me a few months and I'll finally hit a thousand hours in Hearts of Iron

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

As a CK3 Player, the best solution would be for Trump to marry Chamenei.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

There's no way that produces children. At some point, after enough incest, the offspring are mentally handicapped enough that they can't have children.

...or so I've heard...

[–] mech@feddit.org 3 points 14 hours ago

Trump isn't the one you use for offspring.
Too many negative traits.
He's the dump child you use for alliances.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Civ players are still waiting for their turn to start.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I've got a plan, just give me 600 years.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Maybe that's why Trump is threatening to send Iran back to the Stone Age. He's trying to regain that military/tech advantage.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

That's some garbage W/R and it also doesn't mean anything unless they share their account name so we can look at the gameplay stats which shows how good they actually are in whatever ship they play in lol.

I've seen a guy with 10,000+ games that were almost all in PvE, so he was dogwater in literally every other gameode.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

Does world of warships have drones?

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world -3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

How would a WW2 navy ship game player know jack shit about how to solve this problem? NYT might as well be a tabloid like the Daily Mail at this point.

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