They also suck on puffer fish to get high, and pass them around so the whole pod of dolphins can be tripping balls together.
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Damn, now I want to hang out with some doplhins.
Watch out. They'll rape ya.
They’re just like humans, except cute!
How do I become a dolphin?
That you didn't post this fantastic telling of it is outrageous, if I may.
Hey, they're not as bad as ducks...
Counterpoint. Ducks have a lower level of intelligence and don't do it out of enjoyment but rather so a sheer poor grasp on the situation + instincts
I dunno, somehow excusing gang raping necrophilia as having a poor grasp and relying on instincts doesn't feel like enough.
Also, corkscrew penis. I don't normally kink shame, but ew.
Hey now.
Corkscrew penis that grows back larger every time it falls off
Ducks are EXTRA weird
Well there it is
The moment I became convinced dolphins are sapient.
More like rapient. Did you know...
We're not so different, they and we.
They work hard so they can play hard?