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[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 hour ago

I'm suspicious about people that die with Easter. They might come back.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

It's cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago

Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his "race: political" wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.

And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I mean...it's only a matter of time. The clock runs out on everyone sooner or later...even trump.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

May he suffer horribly on the way out.

[–] VampirePenguin@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They'll just replace him with an AI fake powered by Grok and gaslight us into believing it is the real Trump. Everyone will go along with it because of course they will.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

The ruse will fall apart when the AI accidentally says something cogent.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

Well, I will agree with Trump on one issue, and that is saying he is going straight to hell.

[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 274 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope he dies, please please please let this be an Easter miracle. I will start believing in god if he dies today after my prayer.

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The only sadness over him dropping dead will be the lack of justice for his many sexual assault victims.

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

The lack of justice seems to be a given, so I'll be fine with a rotting corpse that got away with it sooner rather than later.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Sure but think of lives that may be saved from him stopping from causing or continuing more wars. Neither thing is good and neither compare to each other. Just takes this from taking time for justice to a matter of urgency.

And I've been a previous victim of sexual assault, it pains me to realize that the victims won't be given the light they deserve. It pisses me off that he's never going to see the result of it. Putting an urgent stop to death requires this guy needs to be stopped. Now. Less lives lost the better. Given the complete lack of remorse of the party that empowered the creep I can only see death as the only way he's going to be stopped. Cuz No one is going to step up.

I'd hope the victims should still get some compensation. I hope it comes in the form of yoinking any inheritance trump's spawn were hoping to recieve and that his victims recieve it instead.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He's literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.

He's a turd that just won't flush.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

The turd that hangs on and continually sexually assaults you.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Chances on them wanting to further the "Trump as the second coming of Christ" lore and resurrect him in three days?

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 156 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 64 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.

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[–] Naich@piefed.world 132 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I pray he doesn't. I pray he suffers a debilitating stroke, that he wastes away in a chair, refusing to step down or stop taking press conferences. I pray he suffers tremors, and delirium, slurred and broken speech, visibly decaying.

I want his followers to see him as the pathetic husk that he is. I want him to live decades in that chair, I want him to have endless trials in that chair. Death is the easy way out.

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[–] Delascas@feddit.uk 48 points 1 day ago

1,000 times this. Rot in hell.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 86 points 1 day ago (17 children)

I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.

If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.

Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.

What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.

Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.

He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

Please die, that would be the best Easter ever!

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck, I literally just got sober.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Maybe that was the butterfly fart that pushed the fates towards a brighter tomorrow... If so, many thanks!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 105 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It would be the most popular thing he ever did.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Hippocratic oath and all that.
Doctors and nurses. Remember your oath. The lives of many or one?

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"What if Trump dies on my birthday?" -literally my girlfriend this morning

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Just another bruise on the hand for his infusion of essence of youth distilled from Epstein island victims. People are saying.

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thoughts and prayers... for the clots and aneurysms.

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