omg! i honestly liked something here.
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
-
the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
-
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
-
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
-
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
-
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
-
Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
-
Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
The Twilight poster? Or the Egyptian ice cream ad?
that unapologetic use of color, i think. pink doorframes? i could have those too.
what sort of cultural art from today's civilizations will someone turn into a stroke induced feverdream on the walls of their house 2500 years from now? everything is born digital and most will of it will disappear whenever its format does
Only from physical artifacts? Plastics will mostly crumble from oxidation, so thank god it can't be Funko Pops.
But I've seen blown-glass ornaments of a head sticking out of a toilet.
Updating and Modernisation Required
Indeed.
IDK if £125,000 is cheap for the area, but I imagine it would cost a lot more than it's worth to fix it. Looks like a bit of a disaster I'd expect to see on one of those shite reality shows where they fix up a house to flip it.
100x the sales revenue if it be listed on the art market rather than the property market.
The two crucifixes are a nice addition to all that.
As a kid I had a short phase where I was obsessed with stickers and wanted to stick them on every part of the house. Seeing this I'm glad my parents didn't let me.
Egyptian hieroglyphs and Jedward - tasteful combination.
Wow. Awful taste and poor execution! What a trip.
It's like a doctor who episode that really shit the bed
Most homes have good bones, but this one has whole preserved bodies.
"A gas fireplace is not inherently a fire hazard, so we made sure to drag this flimsy drape all the way across it."
Okay but the ceiling runner pattern kinda works.
Can we talk about the singular run of fence? Nevermind the house, that's where my questions lie.
The rest of the fence wasn't putting up with that shit. Nature starting to heal in that backyard....
Were there boobs in pic 15 or something?
TBH I feel like maybe the wall of teen idols with a crucifix above them all tells a story I am not sure I want to hear.
But...having seen a lot of generic greige walls in my day, I admire something that's immediately so ugly to my eyes. Genuinely.
Did they just let the kids decorate?