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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] phr@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

omg! i honestly liked something here.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The Twilight poster? Or the Egyptian ice cream ad?

[–] phr@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 15 hours ago

that unapologetic use of color, i think. pink doorframes? i could have those too.

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[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

what sort of cultural art from today's civilizations will someone turn into a stroke induced feverdream on the walls of their house 2500 years from now? everything is born digital and most will of it will disappear whenever its format does

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Only from physical artifacts? Plastics will mostly crumble from oxidation, so thank god it can't be Funko Pops.

But I've seen blown-glass ornaments of a head sticking out of a toilet.

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

Updating and Modernisation Required

Indeed.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago

IDK if £125,000 is cheap for the area, but I imagine it would cost a lot more than it's worth to fix it. Looks like a bit of a disaster I'd expect to see on one of those shite reality shows where they fix up a house to flip it.

[–] bruzzard@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

100x the sales revenue if it be listed on the art market rather than the property market.

The two crucifixes are a nice addition to all that.

[–] LeapSecond@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

As a kid I had a short phase where I was obsessed with stickers and wanted to stick them on every part of the house. Seeing this I'm glad my parents didn't let me.

[–] dellhiver@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

Egyptian hieroglyphs and Jedward - tasteful combination.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 17 hours ago

Wow. Awful taste and poor execution! What a trip.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 points 16 hours ago

It's like a doctor who episode that really shit the bed

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Most homes have good bones, but this one has whole preserved bodies.

"A gas fireplace is not inherently a fire hazard, so we made sure to drag this flimsy drape all the way across it."

Okay but the ceiling runner pattern kinda works.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Can we talk about the singular run of fence? Nevermind the house, that's where my questions lie.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

The rest of the fence wasn't putting up with that shit. Nature starting to heal in that backyard....

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 2 points 16 hours ago

Were there boobs in pic 15 or something?

TBH I feel like maybe the wall of teen idols with a crucifix above them all tells a story I am not sure I want to hear.

But...having seen a lot of generic greige walls in my day, I admire something that's immediately so ugly to my eyes. Genuinely.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago

Did they just let the kids decorate?

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