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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members... Well, there's not much we could say about it except thank you.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Trump's in the hospital, they might need to hurry if they want that honor.

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do... You can stay. You don't have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day...

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.

Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.

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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 82 points 2 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.

[–] rockandsock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's make it happen cap'n.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It feels weird rooting for another country, but the USA sucks big donkey dick right now. I'm team Iran or anyone who assassinates or abducts trump. Fuck em all.

[–] homes@piefed.world 110 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (13 children)

I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Make America 1812 Again

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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago

This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn't want to pay taxes. Let's just start over.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)

America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i know a wide range of Appalachians who'd be helping

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

our babbies didn't run shine through these hollows for us to lick boots

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.

[–] slemptastrophe@piefed.social 44 points 2 days ago

Would you? Please?!?!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Well actually

[–] iatenine@piefed.social 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

War of 1812 is getting a sequel?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (23 children)

Then when their terrorist bombing plane gets shot down, they want the world to weep for the invaders who got shot down blowing up another country

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The American way.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

i'd kick into the gofundme

[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 27 points 2 days ago

I have 5 dollars. Will that help?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Where do I send my $1.05?

Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

To me this attitude is the equivalent of telling a comedian to "stick to comedy" when they make jokes about politics, or how "woke" sci-fi is when they make commentary on society.

These things are intertwined, to a large degree.

[–] demonhunt@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.

yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah people talk as if we haven't been regularly commiting genocides in the middle east for the last few decades now.

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[–] voaw@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If only neolib capitalist states cared about actually liberating people and not just invading, bombing, and regime changing sovereign nations for money and oil

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Can we start a GoFund me?

[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if only we didnt rely on oil. we would never need the Yemen Pipeline to steal oil in any way possible with the excuse that were spreading democracy. Ohh yeah we need coal and not electric. Who would fund the Gaza resort with a big golden statue?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How would you feel if Canada

🥂

Okay, what about Mexico

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