Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do... You can stay. You don't have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day...
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If only neolib capitalist states cared about actually liberating people and not just invading, bombing, and regime changing sovereign nations for money and oil
Please
What if Trump was murdering protestors as well, then someone kidnapped your dictator, would you be happy?
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/iranian-agents-obstructed-care-hospitals-083208219.html
Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
i'd kick into the gofundme
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
1812: Canada Strikes Back
War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.
Yes.
Would you? Please?!?!
well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.
I have 5 dollars. Will that help?
America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators
Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much
i know a wide range of Appalachians who'd be helping
Raise hell, praise Dale
our babbies didn't run shine through these hollows for us to lick boots
I originally hail from north GA and spent nearly 40 years there and Atlanta, what’s wild is that while where I live now in WA is obviously more anti Trump and but the folks ain’t nearly as anti authority or “fuck the man” as we are as a baseline, there’s some of that and Oregon is a different story but I’ve found it interesting
i had someone tell me as an Appalachian, i didn't understand the power of a union the way she did as a Michigander and i just stared at her, dumbfounded. America's first unions were in the south. the most powerful union America ever had was based in West Virginia. we absolutely know the power of a union, and wrote many of the tunes that have been solidified as Union Songs. the reason our unions don't have the power they once did is largely that we couldn't get solidarity from the Industrial unions for our Primary Unions. our collective direct action was thwarted by class traitors claiming to act on class solidarity.
but the thing is, the southern libertarian trope? that's not a fuckin' act. southerners legit hate authoritarians. we hate them because we've suffered under them. we don't need city folk telling us to hate authority. we need help educating our neighbors that a libertarian capitalist is just a fascist faking.
and i'm seeing something i've never seen before right now. there were zero pro-trump counter protestors at No Kings. zero nazis. people are unified in their understanding of who the problem is right now that i've never seen before. and i live in a right to work state. but still the union is gaining power. people would rather potentially get fired than have their boss be a local microgod.
I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?
The people we wouldn't like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.
A neutron device will suffice.
Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now
I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.
If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable
Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Didn't it get guttered and rebuilt a couple of decades back anyway. I'm sure I read somewhere, actually it might have been in one of the X-Men movies, that it's completely different now to how it what originally rebuilt after the fire. So this would be at least the 4th iteration of the White House.
Make America 1812 Again
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
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Please, things are spiraling into the abyss.
I'm in.
Where do I send my $1.05?
Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost
How would you feel if Canada
🥂
Okay, what about Mexico
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... At this point i almost wonder if Mexican federal leadership would give our states a better shot at self determination.
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