Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
i'd kick into the gofundme
Yes.
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
1812: Canada Strikes Back
War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.
Would you? Please?!?!
well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once. most of all they are also afraid of thier OWN MAGAT supporters, thats why they moved onto bases.
I have 5 dollars. Will that help?
America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators
Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much
i know a wide range of Appalachians who'd be helping
Raise hell, praise Dale
I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?
I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.
If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable
Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Didn't it get guttered and rebuilt a couple of decades back anyway. I'm sure I read somewhere, actually it might have been in one of the X-Men movies, that it's completely different now to how it what originally rebuilt after the fire. So this would be at least the 4th iteration of the White House.
Make America 1812 Again
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
Lmao
This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn't want to pay taxes. Let's just start over.
Nah, I get it. I mean, it's not a dealbreaker for me.
Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.
There are like 15 conservative/republican people in this entire city, and that's only because there is one in the white house plus his crew. It's definitely the bluest place imaginable, in the USA at least.
I'm afraid if I offer suggestions I'll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.
Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, ... trucks with testicles
Please, things are spiraling into the abyss.
I'm in.
Where do I send my $1.05?
Also, fuck you and your political Shitpost
How would you feel if Canada
🥂
Okay, what about Mexico
🤬
Can we start a GoFund me?
Big autistic reporter Michael Falk energy.
I'm so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!
Hopefully he's in his happy place now... stacking crates.
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it's ok to laugh at it. It's funny because it's accurate yet funny. I've never found it offensive.
"Can you stack your family?"
If you're going, I'm coming with you. —An autistic person
Edit: One of the comments pointed out that he's counting the ceiling tiles while they strap the prisoner up with a mic. It's so perfect.
Mara Largo? The home of the bone apple tit.
As long as you don’t interrupt my Netflix watching and the shoveling of McDonalds into my mouth breathing face.
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