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Today I Fucked Up

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Plane-Design237 on 2026-04-03 19:01:05+00:00.


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So i love getting my nails done and my favorite style for the longest was a long stiletto (for those who don’t know it’s the really sharp pointy nails)

i had just gotten a fresh cute set which means they were extra sharp

Later my boyfriend and i started to have sex and I had a toy in one hand

Since I was in my stomach I didn’t have any visibility and when he was about to thrust, yes you know where I’m going

one of my nails stabbed into the tip of his dick

My boyfriend immediately stood up and started squeezing his dick hard to stop the bleeding

Later he told me he didn’t even think about the pain just wanted to make sure he squeezed for dear life so he wouldn’t bleed out

A stream of blood gushes out and over my leg

I got up and started frantically apologizing and pacing around because I didn’t know what to do

Thankfully my boyfriend has medical training and kept the pressure on so tight that he stopped the bleeding relatively quickly

He never got upset and stayed eerily calm which was amazing because I felt soooo bad

We didn’t have sex for about 2 weeks after that,

I had to make sure to not get him hard or else it would hurt a little

We had only been dating for maybe 2 years when this happened and are now 9 years in and i can’t imagine sharing my life with anyone else 🤍 thank you babe for being a trooper

TLDR;

Be EXTREMELY careful with the nail shape you are getting, anything pointy can absolutely hurt someone

I now exclusively rock a rounded almond shape

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