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Hydro homies leaking into the fediverse?
They diffuse into everywhere I swear
U kno it.
Not flushing just to show off. Yeah bo¡!
Gotta flex on em somehow.
If you can tell there's piss in the bowl you're not drinking enough
Ur saying H2O? I'll have H2O, too
The problem is I am so tired of pissing, too much piss, I want to piss less.
Diabetes will do that to ya.
You can't overthrow capitalism if you are dehydrated. Trust me, I've tried.
Me laying in hospital with dehydration currently: well, fuck you
My B.
S'all good mate, you are right!
Few weeks ago I got a nasty norovirus and once it passed I started drinking water again, but I swear no amount of water I’ve drank since then seems to be enough. I still feel dehydrated.
Whoa. Same thing happened to me, except the noro was last week for me.
🤲 Uh... whatever you say, boss.
Hey, beer is mostly water!
Humans are also mostly water.
Ipso facto, I'm drunk
I'm gonna bite you
Beer tastes better than humans though
Agree to disagree.
Beer actually tastes pretty bad, IMO. Long Pork, though, is quite good if prepared properly.
Humans taste better than beer, tastes like chicken
/s
Found the American.
I've never been so offended in my entire life
True.
If I drank enough water, I would die from water overdose, and then I wouldn't have any of these problems anymore.
You might even win a Nintendo Wii.