I want to coldcock that guy so hard
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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He’s got a really punchable face!
I'll do you one better and hotcock him
~~hang on wait a second~~
One more better:
Spatchcock him
Even better, slash cock him.
Though really he should be in a prison on the world's best healthcare to keep him alive and in a cell for as long as humanly possible.
Even even better, since that pesky slavery thing is still around, let’s make him work at mcdonalds and pay for his own medical care from what little he earns. Even copays.
I mean we little people are supposed to be able to do it with rent and food and stuff as well, surely he can do -just- medical, right?
I was thinking more of a "I have no mouth, and I must scream" kind of scenario where no matter how much he wants to die we keep him alive to suffer more and more humiliation and grovelling.
Don't feed him McDonalds like he wants, make it a veggie Burger King Whopper liquified in a slurry with a full sugar coke once a year to celebrate his removal from office.
Whoa whoa lets not get crazy here
At least they are spending it on defense instead of invading countries on the other side of globe.
I mean, it's Iran. They've certainly spent it on numerous unwelcome proxy wars, including sending literal thousands of IRGC members to fight for Assad in the Syrian Civil War.
But why spend money on people when you can make arms companies stock go up
If they can't afford health insurance let them buy arms companies stocks.
Really?
Don't worry, we've come a long way since 2014, when a bunch of wimps who took the whole 'Cross of Iron' speech from some commie in the 1950s seriously and reduced the defense budget. We've doubled it since, and it's being proposed to increase it by another 50% in the next few years!
Every US/Israeli accusation is a confession has to be a law of physics at this point.
Almost there...
Yes, just imagine.🙄
Was it r/selfawarewolves or "so close" or something like that?