Morn Salt
Starboard nacelle is labeled S for Salt
Port nacelle is labeled P for Pepper
this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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They are really missing a trick in not selling an Enterprise salt/pepper shaker set. Use the saucer section as a serving platter for something.
I don't if it's still sold, but there's an enterprise pizza cutter. Been using it for over a decade now.
RIP Think Geek
Yeah, that was it!
It’s a shame they got bought & killed by GameStop. Discovery is even more suited to pizza cutting.
I've wanted one just for the novelty. I... I don't like pizza that much.
Sir, that's illegal
The toppings are great but then it's just saucy bread. Unless you're eating Chicago deep dish which seems to be an item of food designed specifically to drown toddlers in marinara sauce.
I must admit I've never been to the USA so I'm not sure how they do things there other than what I've seen on TV, but my fav pizza is ultra thin base with bacon, avo, feta toppings on a napoli sauce from a real restaurant, not some fast food place like Dominoes.
That sounds like it costs real money though and I can barely afford monopoly money after the stupid decision I made recently.
Haha, that's quite fitting for you!
Pizza is temporary, Discovery is until at least the 41st century.
If you're eating pizza with a knife and fork, top to bottom, you're doing it wrong...
A few years ago, a pizza company in the UK gave away a lightsaber pizza cutter with tokens from a certain amount of boxes. I saved up and got one, and it was great. It would make the lightsaber noise when you cut the pizza.
My mother in law put it through the dishwasher and destroyed it 😤
Aw, RIP little lightsaber
Wedding gift idea .... Trek themed dinner set ... Federation ship dishes and serving set .. complete with Klingon meat cutting knife set ... Vulcan cutlery ... all presented on a giant dinner table with a glass top and the legs built to look like Deep Space 9
STOP. I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT.
... with Neelix's apron and Chef's hat ... and a Ferengi bar and drink set
Now add Ram Scoops!
Rom scoops?
And a rear spoiler .... maybe some graphics like yellow flames on the sides
Ooof... perspective fail. Those NaCls only spin you in circles.
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