this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 1 points 30 minutes ago

Never do that again, odds are he's gonna create a shopping platform at some point

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 21 points 5 hours ago

Thanks I hate Alfopecia

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It is the year 2009. After significant effort your balls are hairless and you're ready for that wild one night stand but as soon as you arrive at the party and find a spot to stand around awkwardly you realize that you'd rather be home playing your level 80 arms warrior in world of Warcraft wrath of the lich king.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 41 seconds ago

Hmm... True

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Alf! I remember Alf. He’s back, in PAWG form

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago

I have no idea why everything from the 80s feels so epic, even Alf, but it does....

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

He’s back in Pawg Patrol form.

I think he would eat those guys.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 hours ago

Pretty Awful White Guy

[–] Una@europe.pub 5 points 5 hours ago

Never shave, leave that bush, let the ecosystem thrive.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago