Since she's too old and ol' Donny ain't interested in someone so old she can use those robots to get properly fucked for the first time in years.
A Boring Dystopia
The world we live in isn't just dystopic, it isn't just stupid, trying to describe all the ways it sucks just makes for a really boring story.

I don't give the slightest fuck what Melania Trump wants.
Soulless, emotionless ghoul wants soulless, emotionless ghoul to indoctrinate your children into soulless, emotionless ghouldom.
But, bright side, we could hack them and sneak in our radical leftist ideology. Multiplication tables? More like why you want to change genders and become a vegan!!!
"I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE, TO DONALD TRUMP, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT OF AMERICA..."
Yeah, I learned how to handle the frakkin toasters 20 years ago. Bring it.
SO SAY WE ALL!
Bathtubs?
High-end hooker married to child-rapist president wants to give your taxes to big tech instead of educating your children.
I fixed the title.
*mechahooker
Melanie has wanted a lot of terrible things - most relevant to the burning world surrounding you and I, she wanted to marry trump and grow another of his mouth breathing society cancers.
thats what the Capricans did with cylons.
But... She is a robot tho?
Oh. Okay.