OK, this IS the first week of April, so my April Fools meter is on high alert.
But I can also see this being made and sold somewhere on the internet...
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OK, this IS the first week of April, so my April Fools meter is on high alert.
But I can also see this being made and sold somewhere on the internet...
Might be a pain in the ass to clean.
Not only that, it also sounds like shit.
And smells like it too.
So that’s how you get the brown noise.
TIL it's an actual thing, not the mythical note that makes people shit themselves...
Is this not what Mozart dreamed of when he looked up at the night sky?
Considering Mozart's documented freakiness, it wouldn't surprise me.
He did write “Lech mich im arsch”, after all
That's about as lewd as writing a song titled "Fuck off" tbh
If that's a kazoo, I've developed complicated emotions and may need a moment.
I mean, there's nothing stopping u from shoving a kazoo in ur ass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's no flute, it's a playdough press

Wasn’t this kind of an SNL skit? Or maybe that one said smart things? Idk
Yea it was! It talked; giving out compliments so you could fart in front of people