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You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.
RIP.
LMAO
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it's a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
Milk the gooch
Literally made my heart jump.
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
I hate you so much
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
You're a monster....
Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂
I'm tired of looking at old man nussy.
Man fuck this holiday 😂
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.
Unrelated, but I just learnt that Dick van Dyke is 100 years old as of last December and still kicking.
That... How many degrees of Kevin Bacon did you fly through, to reach this thought? 👀
Famous old man still alive
Damnit... I hate you so much right now.
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
He looks good for his age.
i hate this day i hate this day i hate this day
my parent's anniversary today btw. source of much ribbing for them.
Kys
😘