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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 hours ago

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 85 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

Does he try to look like the devil, or does that apperance just like, manifest itself after doing enough evil?

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 hours ago

WTF I can't believe thats a real photo. It looks like someone cut two heads in half and then swapped halves before squishing them back together.

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

If you're evil nowadays, you can just buy a Mar-a-lago face to short circuit the whole process.

[–] ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking the dark side version of president skroob

[–] SloppyJane@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 hours ago

I was JUST going to say!! Disney Villain looking ass lmao

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] lemmyng@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Needs more Bobby Kotick, with a dash of that evil sham pastor who actually looks like the devil.

[–] DarthPub@retrofed.com 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Walmart Tony stark is an asshole

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Phony Stark?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 6 hours ago

Look at that ghoul

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

I can’t believe Oracle has 10,000 employees to begin with. What the hell are they doing that even needs that many people to begin with?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Firing 30,000 of them. You can't fire people if you don't hire them in the first place. And as you all know stock price jumps after big layoffs.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yeah, just like the other comment: likely mostly lawyers, lobbyists and trolls of all colors.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

But hey! We are in on the AI bubble !! /s

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Kinda late to the party aren't they?