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[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I was born and raised a Packers NFL fan. Everyone in my family were die hards. When my father passed, we asked people to wear Packers apparel if they had it. There were some local Vikings fans that bought Packers shirts for the occasion. One guy wore a vikings shirt underneath to stay true. That's what sports rivalries should be all about. It's just a game but it builds relationships through competition. We may cheer for different teams, but at the end of the day, we come together for what's important. If someone boo'd the Packers at my dad's funeral, I would have laughed as I think most of my family and friends would have too.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I was at a friend's father's funeral and someone had to stop the celebrant and let him know he was eulogising the wrong person.

[–] sidelove@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is it me, or is that heart-warming in a weird way?

heartwarming.

it acknowledges the whole "he is still with us" in a active way.

i hope my funeral is just a bunch of cunts roasting my corpse and having a great time about it.

[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 48 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Im a fan of the local teams rival. Thats where I grew up, and my son is a fan of the rival too. This is birthright right.

Sports are supposed to be how we compete physically without war. Iroquois lacrosse comes to mind.

If someone booed at my funeral, they were a friend that knew I loved the game like they do.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, I'm not a huge sportsball fan but if someone did that at my funeral, I sure as hell wouldn't haunt them from the grave over it

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If your death doesn’t polarize people, did you really live?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I aspire to have my funeral wind up like the church scene in the first Kingsman movie.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Ugh, it was his final wish; here goes! Proceeds to double tap the priest first, because they've been using magic to convert bread and wine into flesh and blood for decades. Don't want to turn my back to them during a fight.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Priest instantly turns into a bottle of Rosé and some ciabatta

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It is soon discovered that 90% of the Church hierarchy is artificially-created bread-and-wine homunculi.

Oh snap I'm about to carb up and get a buzz. Thank you good sir.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I'd like to think the Priest's "Bread/Wine convert to Flesh/Blood" also works in reverse offensively. As in a priest can cast this spell on a living person and turn them into a loaf of rye and a bottle of Merlot.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I just wanted a raging party with great food. My dreams have been too small.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

Sounds like he had some real football hooligans at his funeral, then. Died as he lived, seems.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Seems kinda obvious.