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[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 38 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Breedpilled kidmaxxer or however they call it now

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 30 points 3 hours ago

Getting offspringmogged by a serial reproducer

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 50 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Parents bragging about their kids is really sweet actually. Just as long as its about each kid individually and not like some weird collectors complex

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 36 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

"we're going for a boy this time around! Fingers crossed!"

That shit always makes me think of card collecting or something.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 52 minutes ago

This is our second; Nat.

Natural 1.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I hope you roll a shiny :D

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 1 hour ago

The implicstion with a shiny would be that she cheated.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Me too! I considered weighing my wife before opening because I heard the rare ones have a slightly heavier weight. But she got really mad when I suggested that so I guess I'll just play it fair and see what happens in 9 months.

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 53 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No no, go ahead and brag a little. It makes both of us happier about our different life choices.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 0 points 56 minutes ago

Shoulda told him "Way to go, you and your wife have now doubled your replacement value. Now unless you're planning on losing half of them to plague, famine, and war, you're literally contributing to doubling the population density."

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 hours ago

Don't have any kids, never wanted kids, zero regrets.

[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Not worth bragging when you only do the easy (and fun) part of making children....

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If they are actively going for a 4th, then he's done something right. Raising 3 kids, with an unhelpful husband would be enough to put most women off having a 4th. Hell, even with a helpful husband!

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Andrea Yates would beg to differ.

[–] AlexRivera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Don't worry about what will happen next, just keep going.