He won
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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The gall of knowing let off the worst fart of your life and assuming the resulting smell came from the person opposite farting in response.
"Today I was on the train , and a really smelly person shat their pants while making intense eye contact with me. They looked... smug? It was very scary"
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