this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The gall of knowing let off the worst fart of your life and assuming the resulting smell came from the person opposite farting in response.

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Today I was on the train , and a really smelly person shat their pants while making intense eye contact with me. They looked... smug? It was very scary"

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 4 points 3 hours ago

This is their meetcute.