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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!

Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!

For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!

[–] lord_admiral@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilot Linux?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Fun fact: Microsoft edge for Linux has a copilot button. But they forgot to implement it, so it just takes space on the menu bar (cannot be removed)

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Jumpscare from Microsoft be like:

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago

CopilOS 11!

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Reminder from the Copilot ToS:

Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 hours ago

Always read the label, talk to your doctor to see if copilot is right for you

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love's Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.

[–] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda dark, but I like it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Frank's jaw falls off

Deborah vomits

Ray: Awhh dad! You're falling apart without mom!

laugh track

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 20 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.

I was thinking that they'll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.

Windows 11: "It's 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC."

Windows 12: "It's 11 pm sharp. That's a phrase people like to say, apparently."

...Don't give Microsoft any ideas.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

You know what that microsoft clock needs? To be rewritten in electron and support a web browser inside. That way, it can easily show ads to increase profits.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

huh, i just downloaded a clock widget because i couldn't put a clock where i want to look for one.

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 13 hours ago

I think I've used your software before Iol.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I finally had to move to Windows 11, and the UI is just so fucking broken.

I did discover StartAllBack the other day which helped tremendously

like who thought removing the ability to show seconds in the clock flyout was a good choice‽

pretty sure they're already using copilot in the start menu program search. I searched for "not" today because I wanted to open notepad. I got three results, none of which had "not" in their name. like jesus fucking christ that's so bad. one of them literally did not have any of the letters n o or t in the program name.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

They don't need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.

They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.

Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don't realize it yet.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Cocopilotpilot

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 46 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Where's the copilot copilot?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, what they're asking for is Copilot^Copilot^

Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot....

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 1 points 5 hours ago

Don't forget Old Copilot and New Copilot!

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Would've expected a Copilot# from MS.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago

Or .Copilot which is the same as the other Copilot, except they fucked up all the naming conventions and it only runs on their platform.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 14 points 19 hours ago

This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.

IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on "cloud" (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to "Cloud" regardless of the suitability.

The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the "cloud" or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it's just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 16 hours ago

Better than him putting his fetish on my screens.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.

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[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 points 20 hours ago

That's a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.

IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 9 points 21 hours ago

I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.

[–] raicon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Hence "in theory". Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (14 children)

It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

and the delicious anti-freeze.

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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
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