Everybody loves Microslop

Reminder from the Copilot ToS:

Copilot is for entertainment purposes only. It can make mistakes, and it may not work as intended. Don’t rely on Copilot for important advice. Use Copilot at your own risk.

I literally had to write a clock app on my own because Windows clock is pretty bad.

I was thinking that they'll just replace the clock with Copilot eventually.

Windows 11: "It's 11 pm sharp. I know that because I looked at the RTC."

Windows 12: "It's 11 pm sharp. That's a phrase people like to say, apparently."

...Don't give Microsoft any ideas.

This is actually a very good example of middle managers in a large organization getting marching orders and seeing which way the wind is blowing.

IBM had a similar thing in the early 2010s when they decided they were all in on "cloud" (about 10 years too late). Every manager saw where things were headed and pivoted whatever their product was to "Cloud" regardless of the suitability.

The higher ups like this too because it lets them put everything under the "cloud" or AI heading on earnings and revenue and makes them look like they are nimble and working on the new hotness, even if it's just someone moving their calculator to a web app or whatever.

Satya Nadella just jizzed on his screen.

Don't give them ideas.

Where's the copilot copilot?

Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?

That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.

I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.

... slopos ... sounds like Sophos ... so still same meaning.

What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.

Peak windon't!