Install a bidet. They're 20 bucks, it's a spray nozzle on a hose, they're awesome. Saw them on holiday in Cambodia everywhere, installed one when I got home, have zero regrets.
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Sure, BUT, don't just connect it to the cold water supply - they need proper isolation - I've heard of cases where households have gotten really sick and they found that bacteria from the bum gun had made it back to the drinking water.
It's tough kid, but it's life? Don't forget to pack a wife?
Eat more fibre
Stop wiping and use a portable bidet. You'll never go back to wiping.
Portable bidet
Okay we have a bidet at home but even when I use it I still need to wipe after. Is it supposed to pressure wash your ass or what exactly am I supposeed to do when using it.
You're just not supposed to doomscroll on the toilet until everything is dried and has to be scraped off.
laughs in bidet
constipation perhaps.