This was my favourite chapter of Orb: On the Movements of the Eartlh. 10% goes to Potocki
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From what I learnt about selective attention, people will ignore the gorilla to focus on the basketball game.
Must watch ~~the ball~~ the orb.
Somebody's bit of another person's waking ambien experience
Damn rich kids. Gorilla suits aren't cheap!
Back in my day we had to settle for Lemur suits and we were happy.
We used to stand on either side of the street and pretend to pull a rope across the road. When cars stopped we'd run away.
No we just doused shit in acetone and set it on fire.
Just to catch a bullet? No thanks.
Just US things...
I assumed it is because it says "high school", which is a USoA thing (maybe Canada or Australia as well idk).
And catch a boomerang/hockey puck? No thanks.
How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.
Hey pal, that's a risk we're willing to take, don't hate a player.
I genuinely snorted at this