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Trump Set to Give Major War Update on April Fools’ Day (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 59 minutes ago

News like these are the reason why April Fools' Day is meaningless these days.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's Thursday before a 3 day weekend. This is when they always release news that tanks the stock market. He's going to announce boots on the ground, I guarantee it.

[–] GG@kbin.earth 2 points 35 minutes ago

Wouldn't surprise me if he's that stupid, in all honesty. I just hope the rest of the world doesn't go supporting him in fears of becoming the next target. The guy clearly has a desire to ruin USA. It was American voters who elected him. We should just let them get what they wanted. A stupid asshole ruining his own country. Let it happen and avoid getting involved.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 hours ago

Fuck it, why not? Everything else this administration does is a joke.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

He’s gonna suck off Netanyahu live on Fox News

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Again?

Ohhhh, live on faux news. Yes, that's a bit different from last time he had ~~Bubba~~Bibi in that disgusting hole on that disgusting orange face.

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

This is where he surrenders the US to Russia, right?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 22 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"I'm stepping down as Pres! I realised I'm a piece of shit that can't run shit!"

"april fools!"

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 3 hours ago

Time for a court ruling that states saying "april fools" is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 3 hours ago

I would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 14 points 4 hours ago

Were all fools now, at the clown show.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

A fools april day.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Fitting for a fool like him.