Fuck it, why not? Everything else this administration does is a joke.
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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This is where he surrenders the US to Russia, right?
He’s gonna suck off Netanyahu live on Fox News
Again?
Ohhhh, live on faux news. Yes, that's a bit different from last time he had ~~Bubba~~Bibi in that disgusting hole on that disgusting orange face.
A fools april day.
Were all fools now, at the clown show.
"I'm stepping down as Pres! I realised I'm a piece of shit that can't run shit!"
"april fools!"
I would take permanent psychic damage if this actually occurred
Time for a court ruling that states saying "april fools" is not sufficient grounds to reverse a valid statement of resignation.
Fitting for a fool like him.