Doobie (real name)
Doober
Boober
Bubber
Bub
Doobus Goobus
Doobius Maximus
Doober Boober Super Pooper
Asshole
Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)
A place to post memes & images that won't absolutely obliterate your mental health! Memes must not stray into hopelessness and be generally positive or neutral.
I made this with my kid in mind, so that they can have a good, safe place to look at memes, just made to make folks laugh and smile!
Only goofs & silliness. (:
Doobie (real name)
Doober
Boober
Bubber
Bub
Doobus Goobus
Doobius Maximus
Doober Boober Super Pooper
Asshole
Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)

Cat tax
Peanut Butter Cup (real name)
Peanut (common name)
Peeeenuuuuut
Spinach (inspired by a comedy sketch that pronounced it like peanut)
Pee is stored in the nut
Fucker (unrelated to her real name)
my frenchie: freddie boy, freddie spaghetti, frederick beauregard (when he's naughty), my baby boy, little mans, little baby mans, stinky boy, stinky little mans, poopyhead. lol

I have a note file on my phone with names I've caught myself calling my cat by more than once, it's currently 26 lines long.
My wife’s cat:
Hazel (real name).
Fluffy (root nickname).
Floofers.
Floufy.
Floof.
Fluff.
Fuckin’ cat.
Not in my case.
The cat: Splotchy
The nicknames: Terrorist, Mr Right-in-the-way, What Are You Doing, and Kee-ton
The cat: Domino
The nicknames: Goth girl, Princess, Sweet-pea, Miss Fluffy Pants
Sometimes pet nicknames start from their government name, but her nickname of Muppet is based on her being a Muppet and not her legal name at all!