I have a note file on my phone with names I've caught myself calling my cat by more than once, it's currently 26 lines long.
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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Doobie (real name)
Doober
Boober
Bubber
Bub
Doobus Goobus
Doobius Maximus
Doober Boober Super Pooper
Asshole
Food (you say the f word around her and it gets her attention immediately)
Cat tax
my frenchie: freddie boy, freddie spaghetti, frederick beauregard (when he's naughty), my baby boy, little mans, little baby mans, stinky boy, stinky little mans, poopyhead. lol
Peanut Butter Cup (real name)
Peanut (common name)
Peeeenuuuuut
Spinach (inspired by a comedy sketch that pronounced it like peanut)
Pee is stored in the nut
Fucker (unrelated to her real name)
My wife’s cat:
Hazel (real name).
Fluffy (root nickname).
Floofers.
Floufy.
Floof.
Fluff.
Fuckin’ cat.
Not in my case.
The cat: Splotchy
The nicknames: Terrorist, Mr Right-in-the-way, What Are You Doing, and Kee-ton
The cat: Domino
The nicknames: Goth girl, Princess, Sweet-pea, Miss Fluffy Pants
Sometimes pet nicknames start from their government name, but her nickname of Muppet is based on her being a Muppet and not her legal name at all!