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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 27 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Anything can be boobs if said with the right emphasis and gestures.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Look at my..... testicles.

points to shaking chest

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago
[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Okay, but what are toots?

Are toots feet?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Toots are farts

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I'm sure the answer is something like "to own the libs", but.....WHY is he doing this? I don't evdn get what point he's trying to make.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My head cannon is this is his revenge for the flying love nest she took some other guy on "work trips" in

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[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Anyone else think he kinda looks like R. Lee Ermey?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe if R Lee and the Janitor from Scrubs had a baby

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I was getting more J.K. Simmons vibes. (Plus, IDK, maybe Dolly Parton? for obvious reasons.)

But it's really just the weird lighting angle in that picture; he doesn't look all that much like either Ermey or Simmons in "normal" image search results of him.

[–] Lioffproxy@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Heaving busom. That's the second time this week I heard that there phrase.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world -2 points 17 hours ago (35 children)

Has he done something wrong or are we hounding him when he hasn’t hurt anybody?

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